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Stand UP for your rights, not on them! Our "I Am Not Your Doormat" Doormat is washable and can be used indoors or out. 100% recycled truck tires. Approx. 30" by 19". |
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| CS328 |
"I Am Not Your Doormat" Doormat |
$30.95 |
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Our "Just Say No" box is made of glass and tin and is covered with five illustrations of things you shouldn't do... Including taking LSD, Drinking, Sniffing glue and Smoking cigarettes and other illegal substances. Approx. 2-7/8" x 2" x 2". Hinged lid. Made in Mexico. |
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| CS305 |
"Just Say No" Glass/Tin Box |
$14.95 |
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With our current rate of inflation, shredded money is almost cheaper than rice! Box approx. 6-3/8' long x 3-3/8" high x 1-5/8" deep. |
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| CS337 |
$100 Confetti |
$5.95 |
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Our @#%& Birthdays Beverage Napkins are made of 3-ply paper and are approx. 6-1/2" sq;, Sixteen (16) per package. |
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@#%& Birthdays Beverage Napkins |
$3.15 |
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Our Abbreviated Bartender works for batteries... Using mysterious edge sensing technology, AB automatically turns when approaching a table edge. Sound and touch activated, Approx. 9-5/8" tall, Tray approx. 10" diameter, Plastic. |
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| CS185 |
Abbreviated Bartender |
Regular Price: $14.95
On Sale For: $8.97 |
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If steak is the cure for a black eye, why not bacon and eggs for a boo-boo? Printed tin box includes seven (7) 3" long bacon strips and seven (7) 1-1/2" fried egg bandages. Latex-free with sterile gauze pad. |
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| CS295 |
Bacon & Eggs Bandage Assortment |
$4.95 |
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Got a boo-boo? Slap some meat on it! (Or was that for a black eye...?) Box o' 15 bacon shaped sterile strips for your little emergencies. Tin box with free toy. |
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| CS236 |
Bacon Strip Bandages |
$4.95 |
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Our hep Beatnik Beverage Napkins are approx 5" square and come twenty to a package. |
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Beatnik Beverage Napkins |
$2.25 |
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Our Bullet Nose Hair Trimmer is the ultimate in macho male grimming accessories! (And much safer to use than hedge clippers!) Uses one (1) AA battery (Not included.) |
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| CS301 |
Bullet Nose Hair Trimmer |
$8.95 |
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You don't have to be an expert on Cat Butts to sound like one. The box of our All Natural Raspberry Cat Butt Tarts has a handy Cat Butt Glossary on the back of the box. 1 oz. / 28 g.
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Cat Butt Raspberry Candy |
$3.50 |
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